Too Cool for Tyranny—Washington Approved Why do they hate U.S.? Because we’ve got George freakin’ Washington in a headband and shades, that’s why. This tee is pure star-spangled swagger—built for those who love liberty, love to laugh, and never back down from rocking red, white, and blue with attitude. Whether you're grillin', chillin', or causing a commotion at the cookout, this shirt delivers the heat. Founding Features: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—softer than your enemies' feelings Ribbed collar that stands firm, just like freedom Tear-away label—because irritation has no place in the land of the free Modern retail fit—perfect for flexing, relaxing, or both Sustainably made, just like our Constitution (but with less parchment) How to Keep It Fresh Like the 4th of July: Cold wash—preserve the glory Tumble dry low—no need to overheat Medium iron if you're feelin' fancy Skip the dry clean—this ain’t colonial times Put it on and let the haters know: you're U.S., and that's why you're awesome. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean