Coffee: because it’s cheaper than bail. This “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” pocket tee is for the tired, the over-caffeinated, and the people who’ve had just about enough today. Subtle on the front, sassy on the soul. Product Highlights: • Left chest pocket-style design • Unisex fit – soft, comfy, and caffeine-fueled • Perfect for baristas, moms, teachers, nurses… and anyone surviving on espresso and sarcasm Why It Slaps: It’s the ultimate conversation starter. Wear it to work (maybe not HR), gift it to your bestie, or rock it on those "don’t talk to me" days. Sizes: S–3XL – see size chart in photos for a no-surprises fit Care Tips: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the sarcasm fresh.