☕💀 POWERED BY COFFEE & A GENERAL SENSE OF DOOM. A funny goth coffee shirt for the deadpan, dark-humored, running-on-caffeine-and-existential-dread crowd. The perfect sarcastic gift for the coffee lover whose two moods are "needs coffee" and "impending doom." 🎨 THEME & STYLE - Vibe: dry, goth, dark-humor coffee energy with a vintage apothecary look - Design: ornate hand-lettered typography with perched ravens - Occasion: everyday wear, Halloween, birthdays, holidays, coworker gifts — or just because 🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR: - The coffee addict powered by caffeine and dread - Goth, dark academia, and dark-humor lovers - The anxious, deadpan, or perpetually doomed friend - Yourself — sometimes you buy the shirt just because 👕 T-SHIRT SPECS - Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt - Material: 6.1 oz./yd² — 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles - Dyeing Process: Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home - Fabric Treatment: Soft-washed for that authentic vintage look right out of the bag - Construction: Double-needle collar, armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems; twill-taped neck and shoulders - Label Type: Signature twill label - Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — see size chart for measurements - Available Colors: See listing photos — printed on a curated selection of Comfort Colors' most popular shades - Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL - Decoration: DTF (Direct to Film) heat transfer — vibrant, wash-resistant print that won't crack or peel - Personalization: Not available on this listing — message us for custom orders! - Certifications: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes — free from harmful substances; proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol 👕 Shown on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. Light shirts feature the design in black ink; dark shirts feature it in cream — choose your color above. 🧺 Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the design. ──────────── Thanks for visiting our small business! 🖤 More at Deadpanoutdoorsco.com ~ Denise · Deadpan Outdoors Co. | Caffeinated. Unfiltered. Unbothered.