Why it matters: Features a bold, pun-driven design on premium, stretchable cotton for all-day comfort.
I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt (Unisex)
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$29.00
Color: Asphalt · Black · Black Heather · Brown · Dark Grey Heather · Forest · Heather Forest · Heather Midnight Navy · Heather True Royal · Kelly · Navy · Olive · Red · True Royal
Size: s · m · l · xl · 2xl · 3xl · 4xl
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Highlights
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton ensures softness and durability for everyday wear
- Lightweight fabric provides a comfortable, flattering fit for all body types
- Stretchable material offers ease of movement and flexibility
- Pre-shrunk fabric maintains shape after washing for long-lasting wear
- Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping enhance comfort and fit
Specs
| Material | 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) |
| Fabric Weight | 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) |
| Care | Pre-shrunk fabric |
| Sizes | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |
| Color | Blue, White |
Full product description
My bad. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61
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