Why it matters: Features a unique coffee cup wielding a knife design that combines dark humor with coffee culture.
coffee makes me feel less murdery T-shirt
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Highlights
- Menacing coffee cup and knife graphic delivers a humorous and unique statement
- 100% ring-spun cotton ensures lightweight comfort and breathability
- Classic crew neckline and short sleeves offer versatile, everyday style
- Tear-away label provides extra comfort for sensitive skin
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton supports responsible sourcing
Specs
| Material | 100% ring-spun cotton |
| Fit | Classic |
| Neckline | Crew |
| Sleeve Length | Short |
| Label | Tear-away |
| Care | Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), tumble dry low, iron steam or dry low heat |
Full product description
Dark humor meets dark roast in this "Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery" T-shirt. Featuring a menacing coffee cup wielding a knife, this tee is a hilarious (and slightly terrifying) way to show your caffeine dependence. Perfect for mornings when you're running low on patience but high on sarcasm. Great for coffee lovers with a wicked sense of humor! Product features 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Tear-away label for total wearing comfort Suitable for adults Care instructions Do not dryclean Do not bleach Tumble dry: low heat Iron, steam or dry: low heat Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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